Mp3 Players: uRock MP3 Player and Speaker Amp is Fit for Smurfs

Like your penis under an electron microscope, the uRock guitar MP3 player and amp speaker, look regular sized. Again, like your penis, they are in fact teeny-weeny, but unlike your maggot and peas, the uRock set has a use. The guitar in the set functions as an MP3 player, with 1GB storage and support for MP3 and WMA playback.

The impressive little tyke comes with a lanyard and a tiny pick, which will only ever be used to clean your filthy nails. The amp is equally small, but it functions as a portable speaker. Given its size, it probably isn’t going to blow anyone away, and we are quite frankly astonished by the similarities between your manhood and the uRock set. If you want to waste £45.99 ($101.59) on this device, don’t let us stop you. [Product Page via Technabob]

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Palm Centro review

Filed under: Cellphones, Features

Okay, now we know what you’re thinking. Sure, we (lovingly) raked Palm over the coals in our open letter to the company, and yeah, we haven’t been the sweetest of hearts to the boys from Sunnyvale (with reason, of course). However, If you’ve paid attention to our past good-intentioned prodding, then you’ll know that getting our hands on a new Palm device still gives some of us chills.
After seeing scores of “leaked” photos of the Centro, and hearing enough internet chatter about the device to make your brain vibrate like tightly-wound piano string, actually getting our hands on the phone was honestly a bit of a surprise, both bad and good. We’re going to break it down piece by piece and hopefully give you a rounded impression of the smartphone crown-chaser (or at least princess-in-waiting).
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