Do you own two Macbooks? Would you like to reconstruct a Pelican crossing? You could line them up against each other for said effect. However, if you want the Pelican crossing effect specifically on the keyboard area, you will have to switch all of the keys around. Why would anyone do this? We can’t say, but does the result make us feel queasy? Yes. Still, it does remind us of our crazy mad Chess skills. Don’t test us; we’ll have our bishop at E3 before you can say, “It wasn’t that impressive this year. Checkmate? I lose.” [Apple Macbok]

Original post by Haroon Malik

Filed under: Transportation
Chinese astronauts want to turn the vast emptiness of space a disturbing shade of red — and steal the solar wind’s precious bodily fluids — by establishing a space station, along with its very own branch of the Communist Party of China. China’s still a long way from setting up its own space station, so General Ripper hasn’t got anything to worry about just yet, although next year the country will send a three man crew into space: let us remind you that China is only the third nation on earth to achieve the feat of sending people into space. Anyway, once these “space communists” manage to set up shop in orbit, they’ll be looking forward to activities such as “learning the Party’s policies and exchanging opinions on the Party’s decisions”; potentially including discussion of the Party’s decision to send people 200 miles up, only to require they [...]

Original post by Conrad Quilty-Harper